{"id":68,"date":"2012-02-07T08:05:25","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T08:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sjovt-grin.dk\/vitser\/?p=68"},"modified":"2014-10-15T08:13:49","modified_gmt":"2014-10-15T08:13:49","slug":"facebook-statusopdateringer-side-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sjovt-grin.dk\/vitser\/facebook-opdateringer-2\/facebook-statusopdateringer-side-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Facebook statusopdateringer side 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"b74eef0f3c1353597974db51e7f2c392\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-8153794969562816\";\r\n\/* Sjovt Grin indl\u00e6g *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"0868237329\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 468;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Sjove facebook statusopdateringer Side 2!<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Her finder du, alle de sjove opdateringer p\u00e5 facebook<br \/>\n(Kan ogs\u00e5 bruges p\u00e5 Google+, LinkedIn, Twitter eller andre social medier).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Gaber en del.<br \/>\nMon d\u00f8ve tror, man r\u00e5ber???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">H\u00e5ber aldrig jeg kommer i f\u00e6ngsel!<br \/>\nJeg tabte s\u00e6ben 9 gange i badet i morges&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Billigere k\u00f8d i Rema1000!<br \/>\nEr bange for at de har sk\u00e5ret i personalet&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">FUCK -Jeg har f\u00e5et en stalker!<br \/>\nHvad g\u00f8r jeg?<br \/>\nHar slettet personen fra min facebook!<br \/>\nJeg f\u00e5r opkald og sms\u00b4er i tide og utide.<br \/>\nNogen der kender denne person?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">http:\/\/facebook.com\/profile.php?=73322363<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Er bare s\u00e5 stolt!!! holder stadig mit nyt\u00e5rsfors\u00e6t, ikke at ryge i 2012&#8230;..<br \/>\nJeg r\u00f8g nu heller ikke i 2011, men alligevel&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mit nyt\u00e5rsfors\u00e6t om ikke at have nyt\u00e5rsfors\u00e6t holder endnu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Er s\u00e5 syg, at jeg ikke kan se ud af \u00f8jnene&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nJO, det ko jeg! De skulle bare \u00e5bnes!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ligger i sengen med influenza<br \/>\nMANDE-influenza!!<br \/>\nDette er m\u00e5ske min sidste facebook opdatering&#8230;.nogensiden!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">G\u00f8r menstruations smerter ondt??<br \/>\nS\u00e5 pr\u00f8v at tabe en fifa kamp!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-ft=\"{&quot;type&quot;:1}\">\u02d9\u02d9\u02d9\u02d9\u0183\u0250p\u0131 p\u01dd\u028co\u0265 \u00e5d \u0287p\u0131\u05df \u0279\u01ddpu\u01dd\u028c \u01dd\u05df\u01dd\u0265 \u0287\u01ddp s\u01ddu\u028es<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hvis du h\u00f8rer ordene &#8220;g\u00e6t hvad jeg har i h\u00e5nden&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; s\u00e5 vil duk ikke vide det.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">f\u00f8ler sig smidig idag.<br \/>\nG\u00e5r nok hen og ender i spagat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I did\u00b4nt do it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Der kommer flere Sjove status opdateringer her\u2026. 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